and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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