halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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