honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
