Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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