fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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