brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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