Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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