And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
