Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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