their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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