You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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