Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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