no, he came in my armpit
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It's blow job season.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
