Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
where am i from again
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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