All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
