Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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