Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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