She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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