I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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