His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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