honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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