never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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