i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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