letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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