thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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