Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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