so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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