at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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