If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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