And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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