Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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