That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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