The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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