Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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