Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
whose parrot is this?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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