I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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