Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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