And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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