We named our party play list daddy issues
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
