There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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