How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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