i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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