I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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