My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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