Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
