She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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