It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
