why didn't you poke me back
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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