Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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