the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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