so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Someone signed my nipple.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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