Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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