All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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